If

If you were Karate or kung-Fu

I would travel to China

Get trained in martial arts and achieve black belt

Ensuring the unity of your soul and mine

Making the intimacy and love strong

If you were honey in a beehive

Nothing would stop me from harvesting you from it

Then storing you in a cool and dry place protecting you from deleterious agents

Your safety would always be my command and your delicious taste would

Force me never to allow any intrusion

If and yes if you were a missing a treasure

I would not rest until you were found

Day and night rarely immobile, in fact always on the move

Carefree of the sharp stones and sharp vegetation in pursuit of your location

The desire to hold you and feel your comfort and value

Would be the priority never to be taken for granted

If you were a hostage in a bank being victimized by bank robbers

I would share with you the pain while trying all the options to rescue you

Even though playing hero game is so dangerous

That would be my hobby and interest

Never would I stand like a watching dog seeing you suffer

The likes of Chuck Norris, Jet Li and others

Would discover from me new rescue techniques that had never been tried before

My blood boils all the time longing for you, hence

The rebels would face difficulties and inconveniences for holding

Hostage a wrong person

If you were in the category of food

Pizza would definitely be your identity

Producing sweet smell to my pleasure thus loving every single moment with you

Haters would always be available, the flies and other related ones

But my full security and protection would be a guarantee ensuring your

Safety to preserve and keep you for myself forever

Mortality a senseless word to me for our union cares less of the word

Our love would always flourish to the disgust of many

Even after death, the story would remain the same, you and I

Mortality exists not in our world

If you were to get married

Darling would be the word to identify me

You were destined to be mine and no one else

Every time I close my eyes, I see you together with me

Treasuring our every minute

Allowing no disturbances from intruders so then ensuring the

Continuity of our bond and camaraderie

Without any further due, if I were, yes If I were

If I were a landlord and you were a tenant

You would reside in the most expensive apartment for free

Why would I demand house rent?

Your beauty would be enough to satisfy my financial demands

Making me feel like the richest man on Earth

Whenever I would see you walking in the premises

While men bump into each other and the beer takers pouring the beer on

themselves

My day would be made upon recognizing how attractive, gorgeous and

attention snatcher you are

Giving me the motivation and enthusiasm to cling on to you

If I were a rock star in the music industry

You would not struggle in strive to become a groupie like the others

I would turn you into a wonderful celebrity

Winning the spotlight of the paparazzi and the public

Your name would always be on my lips in my music

This for sure is no joke neither is a hyperbole because I am a man of my words

Popularity and fame would always be on your shoulder

If only you agree to make a record of being my one in a million

Travelled to different parts of the world in quest for the one

Never could I spot the truth of the one for me until now

If you allow me into your life and make my wish come true

Hence actualizing my dream, regret won’t be suspected in your life

I will carry the world for you and ensure that joy and happiness are

your identities

Transforming you into the happiest lady in the world

If you accept the proposal and become the one

If, if, If you were mine

Eric Mayombo